Finger Lickin’ Bad

Finger Lickin’ Bad

Don Leayr of Albury is still coming to grips. “When I first used a Kindle, I found myself licking my finger to turn the page. When wearing a mask in the supermarket yesterday, I tried to lick my finger to get a grip on the plastic bag for vegetables. It wasn’t a pleasant experience.” Ron Besdansky of Northbridge adds: “With my ears having to accommodate glasses, hearing aids and now mask straps, I need more ear-space!”

“I received a promotional email from Amazon Australia,” says Raechelle Rubinstein of Roseville. “Their top two book recommendations for me are Dead Souls and Perfect Chaos. Clearly they don’t have any idea about my reading preferences, but how in step with the times they are! “

Patrick St George of Goulburn writes: “The new ferries for the Parramatta (C8) run could be the ‘Duck Class Ferries’. Suitable names could include: The Lame Duck, The Dead Duck, The Stuffed Duck, The Duck Off and The Duck Down. “

There’s not a problem here, according to Owen Fisher of Rose Bay. “Our new ferries will require just 10 passengers to move to the lower deck. I travelled down the Danube in a Viking river cruise ship where the bridges are so low that the complete wheelhouse has to be lowered 3 metres into the body of the ship for clearance. A touch on a button by the captain, and a hydraulic scissor-lift does the job. These low bridges are on the Danube all the way to the Rhine. I think we in Sydney can manage to close the door to the stairway and check with surveillance cameras for just two occasions on a pleasant harbour and river commute.”

“Karl Marx is buried in Highgate Cemetery, but I’m certain his grave is a Communist plot,” thinks Kerry Kyriacou of Strathfield.


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